A nice shot using the 5D MkII. This is 10:30am in my computer room. Note no overhead lights. I have the natural light from the blinds, and on the Jerker desk (I already know the jokes - please stop) I rigged up some cool running Dioder lights from Ikea. So what’s the problem?

THE MESS!

I am a neat freak. You wouldn’t know it from looking at that picture though. My desk is cluttered! My computer desktop is cluttered! My home office is stacked to the ceiling with discs and tapes that are still waiting to be archived. I don’t get any free time for myself anymore. Literally. I’m actually compressing a web clip while typing this!

I need a maid.

I don’t need an intern. I don’t need someone to do the work, because by the time I explain how to do the work, I could have done it already…twice over. I need a maid, to seriously give this place a proper scrubbing, and sort my crap!

You think I’m lying? Try looking at the picture above, over-exposed (in Photoshop)…

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try and walk three feet from my desk without tripping over something…