HP Officejet 5610 “All-In-One”

I bought this piece of crap, mainly because the store I bought the crap at had no simple “just printer” printers. Oh well…it’s HP. It should work just fine on my Mac.

HA!

I know a few people who bought this crap:

* One just has it sit in a corner, as he uses his new printer. He likes to shame the 5610, and show the P.O.S. what it looks like when a REAL printer actually prints…on the first try.

* Another friend was more creative. He destroyed his 5610 in a priceless “Office Space” type execution. Oh, how I wish he would have filmed it.

My newest gripe. NOWHERE in any of the online or printed literature that comes with this crap does it say that the printer can not handle custom paper sizes. I spent AN HOUR trying to print a banner (long roll poster paper - Office Depot), and the damn thing just kept throwing me a big red stop-sign-like red exclamation point. FUCK.

An hour later, I decided to try the exact same print job in my old oversized HP 1220C. Bam! First try.

5610. Your days are numbered!